RED HAT ANGELS

Helen is approaching age 80 and lives alone. Since she has no children, she is dependent upon the kindness of neighbors. My wife Dolly first met her at a ladies Bible study, but all of a sudden she was missing. Dolly (a member of the Red Hat Society) donned her hat and headed over to her house to check out the problem. When she got there, Helen was soaking in tears. "My money is all gone from my checking account" she cried--showing Dolly her newest zero bank statement. Dolly immediately saw "Red" the same color as her hat. She rallied her "Red Hat" ladies and they stormed into the Bank Manager's office. "What can you do about this poor senior citizen' theft? she asked. It looks like her deadbeat neighbor has been forging checks to herself and cleaned out Helen's account" "How long has this been going on?" asked the off-putting manager. "How old is Helen anyway.? he asked with obvious disdain. "Well, if its over 30 days, we can't help her---Goodbye now ladies!" All of a sudden the Red Hat ladies all saw red again--Red Flags for sure. They prayed to God for guidance. Dolly next led the excited delegation straight to the City Mayor's office--hats and all. She demanded attention to this unfair case. "This is age discrimination" Dolly declared. "Something must be done about it now!" The sympathetic Mayor listened and then promised an immediate investigation into the matter. He ordered that the local Police Department be sent out right away."This is no time to allow a 'naughty neighbor' or a 'brain-dead bank manager" to get away with this" the ladies all agreed---their purple feathers fuming in the wind. When all was said and done, Dolly and the ladies heroically earned their wings. Their heroic

angelic acts helped stop the theft and put the defendant back behind bars. Thank God for "Red Hat" ladies who still want to earn their Angel wings! 2012 by Douglas Raymond Rose Member Academy of American Poets